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Many of you have heard Dr. Laura, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and others speak of the 'Homosexual Agenda,' but no one has ever seen a copy of it. Since they are all so concerned about the 'Homosexual Agenda,' I thought it might be helpful to have a copy so I asked a friend of mine who recently obtained a hard copy of it if he would send it to me.

He did, and now I am sharing it with all of you. I certainly hope it will assist you so that you will be prepared...

The Homosexual Agenda:
6:00 AM Gym

8:00 AM Breakfast (oatmeal, egg whites and mimosas)

9:00 AM Hair appointment

10:00 AM Shopping (preferably at Nordstrom's, Neimans or Saks)

12:00 PM Brunch

2:00 PM

Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, state, and local governments, as well as all other forms of world government;

Destroy all healthy marriages;

Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents from Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels;

Bulldoze all houses of worship;

Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media;

Be fabulous


2:45 PM Mud mask and forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest

4:00 PM Cocktails

6:00 PM Light dinner (soup, salad with romaine, radicchio, arugula, and balsamic vinaigrette dressing, and Pouilly Fuisse)

8:00 PM Theatre

10:30 PM 'Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!'

I hope this helps clear the air about this issue.